August 25, 2006

8th Annual Teen Choice Awards: The Fuglies

Continuing from yesterday's post, where there are the lovelies, there must be a few not-so-loviles.

As usual, Fergie turned up in a horendous outfit. I hate it when people wear sporty clothes and carry a Vuitton bag around. And to top it off, she's got such a *sarcastic* cute little tiara on her head.

That awful pouty smile aside, the black and white striped tube dress just looks awful on Nelly Furtado. The dress just somehow looks cheap. The makeup seems too formal for this casual dress.

As the hostess of the event, Jessica Simpson got to change a couple of times. Unfortunately, it seems that two out of three outfits were terrible. Left: Wearing a tight corset on top with loose capri pants at the bottom is obviously disastrous. Right: This black, lacy outfit is actually not bad, but it just doesn't look chic on Jessica. Another thing, those shoes and that outfit -just too much lace.

Ahh, and finally, Britney Spears. The colour and material of the dress are actually very pretty, but I think we all agree that while showing some cleavage is stylishly sexy, too much skin is seriously not so.

However, Britney's makeup and hair are the nicest I've seen on her for the past two years. She actually seems to glow in happiness -must be the pregnancy hormones!

35 comments:

  1. Fergie usually looks nice in my opinion, but I am disappointed by her in that photo. And Britney, Britney, Britney...she could carry that dress off when her boobs were half that size and she was half that age, but not now. Though I'm glad she's finally got her whole greasy mop/spotty face thing sorted out.

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  2. This is horrible, all of it.

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  3. Omg im so disappointed with jess... usually she looks Gorgeous... but i dont know wats going on here...

    And dont even get me started with that slut mz. Spears....

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  4. It's always a shame when girls who take such care over their bodies ruin it all with terrible clothes (fergie). Britney is at least trying - that dress would've looked great on someone like rachel bilson, but on brit's shape it just doesn't work. And don't get me started on that cheap-looking black hair dye...!

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  5. Love your site! I was shocked by Nelly! I thot she looked really haggard and those horizontal stripes didnt flatter her figure at all. Britney was trashy as always, but I agree her new dark locks are the best I've seen on her. What was up with the gum chewing at the podium??? LOL

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  6. Yuk! They look like a bad joke or a saturday afternoon in a cheap shopping mall.

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  7. I totally agree about sporty clothes and LV'S .. WTF???

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  8. I'm not as rich as them, but I could still dress better... sheesh.

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  9. That is actually Fergie in Berlin, not the Teen Choice awards...

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  10. Is it just me? Or does Britney Spears kinda resemble Katie Holmes in the last pic?

    Oh wellz, at least she ain't married to Tom Cruise.. but then again.. K. Federline?? Ewww

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  11. Casey: Oops, sorry my mistake. Anyhow, her outfit is still terrible.

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  12. Ha, no worries. It is aweful. I almost threw up when I saw it. :)

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  13. I actually love Britney and have an undying loyalty to her, despite her, oftentimes, less than appealing fashion choices. Her dress would've been nice, just not on her. Fergie, on the other hand, ALWAYS looks awful. And no, there is no exception to this rule. Every single picture I've ever seen her in, her outfit is tacky and sporty-paired-with-expensive-monogrammed-accessories. Both of Jessica's outfits are not endearing either, but it doesn't make me want to regurgitate my dinner like Fergie's entire look does. Plus, Jessica usually looks very stylish, this is just a gap in her usual habits.

    P.S. Nelly Furtado's dress looks like it's from Rave.

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  14. Jessica really needs to dress for her new size. I don't have a problem with how she looks - but she needs to realise that she can't dress how she did when she was smaller.

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  15. OMG, what happened to the old Nelly Furtado!? I loved her music, but know she is turning into a Beyonce or Jennifer Lopez with here new hip-hoplike sound... Don't let me start on her face!

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  16. yeah... i usually love nelly furtado & she can pull off some really unique outfits, but that dress is just gross! doesn't flatter at all

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  17. I like the Nelly Furtado dress. I would have her wear it for another occasion and with other accesories. The rest of teh outfits are fugly. I think they need me to help them.

    ENID P.

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  18. Damn, Britney actually looks good from the neck up! I definitely think dark hair suits her better than the bottle blonde.

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  19. Horrible what some people can make with themselfs. Is Britney styl a woman. or human at all?

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  20. y'all just jealous that britney is already making a comeback and she hasn't even got back in shape and made another album. She looked beautiful, Well done britney!. As for kevin i'm not a fan of him but i'm not gonna say anything bad because i'm not a hater like that. Also in order for someone to be white trash you have to look all nasty all the time. Britney (like everyone else) may have her days but if you idiots would actually look at her good pics you would see she is kept together most of the time. And in order to be trailer trash you have to actually live in a trailer (she never has). And britney's house is always clean and classy looking. So that just proves my point that britney is not white trash nor is she trailer trash. So stop being haters and look at the good things about her not the bad. And the only reason why you have something bad to say is because your life sucks and you want to make it seem a little better by messing with britney. You guys are really nothing but stupid bored haters who have nothing else to do, and you are so dumb that you can't even admit that b looks really hot at the awards. If being classy means looking down on someone because they are hardworking, beautiful, nice, loving, or everyonce and a while wants to have a bad of cheetos...then I definately don't want to be sophisticated.

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  21. Your mom loves britney!!!!

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  22. Your face loves Britney Spears. Britney isn't making a comeback, she shaved her head. she is a ho, as always. the end

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  23. And to the person who blogged on 10/1/06. She is white trash. she is a ho. she is not making a comeback. I am not a "hater" you are a loser get a life.

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  24. Great post.......................
    Good Pics.........................
    Wonderful....................................

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