April 29, 2006

US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards

Talk about a pathetic excuse to party. On Wed night, the lovely tabloid US Weekly hosted the Hot Hollywood Awards. Huh? you ask. Well apparently, it's to celebrate Hollywood crowd's "outstanding taste in fashion." The funny thing is, none of the the real fashionable IT girls, aka la Lohan, Nicole Richie, MKA Olsen, Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson weren't even there. Prepare to see the fashion in this seriously unstylish party:

Style Icon of the Year -Jessica Alba. She has got to be the only stylish star there. She looks gorgeous in everything.

Hottest Sexy Style -Carmen Electra. Err, I don't usually pay attention to her, but I suppose she picked a good and not too slutty dress here.

Hottest Body Style -Jennifer Love Hewitt. Huh? How does she have the 'hottest body style'? Actually what does this award even mean?

Hottest Rock Star Style -Avril Lavigne. Oh surprise surprise. Her outfit here is really poorly put together. I thought she recently converted from Sk8er Girl to Chanel Girl, but she's obviously decided to change back for her upcoming CD!

Hottest Red Carpet Style -Paris Hilton. Err yes, flashing your bra on the red carpet is definately the way to go. That's hot Paris!

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Nicky Hilton -The poor girl didn't get anything! They should have made an award for 'Hottest Styligh Designer' for her!

Best Makeover Style -Kelly Osbourne. Yup she's gotten a makeover all right. I'm just not so sure about the 'best'. My opinion: Hilary Duff should be getting this.

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Michelle Trachtenburg -No idea if she got any award, but I'm not such a big fan of her style.

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Hottest Movie Star Style -Brittany Murphy. If you ignore the rest of the well-dressed movie star that is. But I suppose Brittany's not too bad.

Hottest Popstar Style -Jesse McCartney. Omg, what happened to him!? He was so cute in Summerland!

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Rachel Leigh Cook -She's so off the 'it' radar that you hardly see her in photos anymore. But she's got such cute features. I wish some TV show would have her as a main character!

24 Comments:

Anonymous Em said...

OH, NO! Those stars don't HAVE style. How sad!
The above pictures are a "what not to wear" gallery. AUGHHH! How frustrating that we girls who know fashion can't afford those togs, and the stars who can DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRESS! Ahhh the tragic irony. *sigh*

4/29/2006 5:11 AM  
Anonymous Cathy said...

ok, WTF???!!! a style award honoring the (arguably) worst-dressed celebrities around?? i mean, Paris Hilton got an award. i think that says it all.

ew.

ooo, idea! "I am Fashion" should have a Style Award party of their own!! of course, it'll be make-believe, lol. but maybe MK, Nicole Richie, and Lilo will all show up (not to mention a special appearance by Kate Moss as the recipient of the Lifetime Achievement Award in Fashion??? lol)

4/29/2006 5:39 AM  
Anonymous cathy said...

oh yeah, i forgot to add-- i think E! is televising this award thing tonight (Friday) at 8 pm (i think?)

4/29/2006 5:58 AM  
Anonymous thedailyobsession said...

I love how Jessica Alba looks...she can wear almost anything and still look super chic. However, I have to agree...the looks at this party weren't so great. Brittany Murphy's outfit was passable, but what happened to everyone else?!

4/29/2006 6:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whaaa?? Rachel Leigh cook is so pretty. I put her way up there on my list of pretty women in Hollywood... perhaps #1.

Haha.. I lot of people don't like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, and MK, but I still like to see them around. :-P I also really like to read about what you have to write about them. ;-)

- 20-year-old Torontonian

4/29/2006 6:35 AM  
Anonymous KRiSTOPHER DUKES said...

Ooh la love.

Except for a few names, smells a bit B+ list to me.

Also, J Lo Hewitt looks like Joan Rivers with that hair, only less hot.

4/29/2006 8:09 AM  
Blogger marie_butudontknowme said...

I totally agree wit everything u said!!! seems like the only criteria for these awards was "whoever will agree to show up to the event." I mean Jennifer Love Hewitt??? Haven't seen her in a HOT minute..and Carmen Electra??? nuff said....

plus I think the main reason you didn't see the 'style icons' most people would agree on is that they are the ones that US Weekly generally gossip about, report on and spy on the most. WHy would they show up for a magazine that they detest??? I'm suprised any stars showed up actually....esp. someone of Jessica Alba's status.

4/29/2006 8:49 AM  
Anonymous nycgirl said...

wow - brittney murphy has taken a turn for the worse! she should be wearing a longer dress with her knobby knees and ... subpar legs. and jennifer love hewitt? wtf has she even done in the past 5 years. and, you're right, what the hell is best "body style"??? i agree with the previous poster - total B list awards...


BORRRRRING....

4/29/2006 3:18 PM  
Anonymous Potame said...

All the freaky people make the beauty of the world!

4/29/2006 7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish you showed Maria Sharapovas photo. She looked beautiful and more stylish then anyone else. Her dress was amazing.

4/29/2006 8:17 PM  
Anonymous Cathy said...

B-list? are you effing kidding me?? far to generous! smells more like D-list to me...

4/30/2006 8:30 AM  
Anonymous EMMA W said...

EW, Jennifer Love Hewitt's dress is disgusting! Ya - and wat the heck IS body style? lol

4/30/2006 1:54 PM  
Blogger lamode said...

'no real fashionable it girls like mischa, nicole,lindsay...'
that comment made me cry.
lets just honor rachel zoe.
take care of 99% of the 'fashionistas'

5/01/2006 3:15 AM  
Blogger miss tango in her eyes said...

who the heck is michelle t?? anyways? i can't even bother to look up how to spell her last name.

5/01/2006 8:59 AM  
Blogger Asian Lep said...

Ha, I laughed when I read the Rachel Leigh Cook part.

What is with JLH's matronly Jackie O. cut?

5/01/2006 11:38 PM  
Blogger Lulu Fruitloops said...

oh man... is it just me or is that a reeeeally unflattering dress jenn love hewitt is weraing? it makes her hips loook gigantic!

5/04/2006 6:00 AM  
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بالله سل خلف بحر الروم عن عرب * بالأمس كانوا هنا واليوم قد تاهوا

وانزل دمشق وسائل صخر مسجدها * عمن بناه لعل الـصخر ينعـاه

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